Welcome to Witty Wednesday!
In honor of all homeschooling parents and remote educators, we present this humorous (yet perhaps accurate) daily routine:
Homeschool Schedule
9:00 - Intro to toilet flushing
9:15 - Lab: Turning off the light switch and closing a door
9:30 - Lecture Series: Why we don’t eat the food under the cushions
10:00 - Group Project: How to stop making unnecessary noise
10:30 - Presentation: How to close a Cheez-Its bag
11:00 - Lecture Series: It’s not all about you
11:30 - Covering a Cough 101
12:30 - Lecture Series: What happens when we eat all the Fruit Loops in one day
1:00 - Advanced Chewing With Your Mouth Closed
1:30 - Lecture series: The importance of changing underwear
2:00 - Field Trip: How to have fun without leaving the porch
2:30 - Lecture Series: Reading is not punishment
3:00 - Essay Topic: How to fill 12 hours of screen time
(List found on Facebook)
Until next time, may words bless you!
* * * Chris & JeN